Idaho Green “Christmas Toonite” (2022)

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I get contacted by a lot of bands and PR folks, and I’d say about 97% of them have never visited this silly site before. When I hear from someone, and indeed, they seem to have a grasp of what this site is about… well… it puts me in a very good mood. This site exists both to help you make your Christmas mix… and to help ME make MY Christmas mix. Thus when I received a nice note from Idaho Green, a band that claims both Brooklyn and Huntley Project, Montana as their home, hipping me to a fantastic indie rock/spud punk (ha!) Christmas song of theirs, I simply responded with “Yes. You are my jam.” The result of a bit of extra studio time, a few loose riffs and a silly chorus, their 2022 Christmas single, “Christmas Toonite,” shines with crunchy, dirty guitars, a bit of swearing, and a relaxed swagger not often found on a Christmas song. The song begins with a bit about being stuck in Montana during a snowstorm, but quickly pivots into one of the happiest, upbeat Christmas songs you could ever want. The song is downright joyful. So spread some joy, throw a buck at this song, and add it to your life.

Bottom Line: I sometimes struggle to find wonderful, upbeat Christmas songs… so when a song like “Christmas Toonite” comes to you, close your eyes, smile and say, “Yes. You are my jam.”

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Wake Up and Smell the Sun – The Pedestrian Chronicles Part 2 (2023)

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I was talking with a Christmas music friend the other day (Hi Larry!) and found myself expressing that I don’t feel like I am a very good music critic. I don’t know the ins and the outs of production or music theory, nor can I often put a finger on the influences that have shaped a band or a song. I’ve encountered other folks in this world who are a bottomless well of knowledge (Stubby), and I’m amazed. However, that is most certainly not me. Then how do I find my way in to talk about a song or record? Well, I talk about my feelings an awful lot. So, when I get sent a new Wake Up and Smell the Sun song… I get equal parts excited and worried. First off, John Murray, the man behind this WUaStS project creates some of the most interesting Christmas music I have ever encountered… thus it is always a pleasure to see what he has cooked up. However… I find myself struggling to do justice, to express how interesting and important I think his songs are. So, in a wildly appropriate start to this review, I begin with an apology to the reader, and to John, for its pedestrian nature. —- I wrote that sentence without even thinking about the title of the release… woah 🙂

The new single by Wake Up and Smell the Sun, The Pedestrian Chronicles Part 2, is a pair of tracks that I wasn’t quite sure I’d ever hear. John had emptied the vaults at the end of last year with Soft Angelic Jams, a 7-song collection billed as a “final collection” of Christmas songs, released on Dec. 21… at the beginning of my own burnout phase. Regretfully, I have yet to review it, but I don’t have rules for this site and I feel like John would crack a smile if I reviewed it in April sometime.

As the new year began, John began releasing his music within the construct of The Pedestrian Chronicles – not as a record or as singles, just as a continual recording project. With this drop, we get Chapters 5 & 6, two Christmas songs that despite John’s insistence that he must break with the holiday, have found life within the new, continually expanding recording project. John mentioned the existence of “Chapter 5: Jingle Humming” to me last year, and I feel so fortunate that he decided to finish it. “Jingle Humming” is one of those songs that checks so many boxes for me – a melancholy political Christmas song dressed in incredibly clever lyrics and a soaring chorus. That last verse is a killer:

I lit candles for forgiveness. Prayed novenas in my room…
…for the feast of silver linings and the politics of doom. (THIS LINE- wow)
It’s still no near to ever ending. Dim lit blissfulness is trending.
It’s the Christmas that you wanted.
All your consciences are haunted…
…by the energy you’re spending…
…on the partisan positions you’re defending.

As with any Wake Up and Smell the Sun release, you may struggle to pick a favorite… but let me release you from the worry. You can love them, and you don’t have to rank them. They will love you back, in their own unique way. “Chapter 6: The Anvil and the Angel” has a completely different vibe. While Chapter 5 was recorded, engineered, and produced by the wonderful team of Brian McTear and Amy Morrissey at the Miner Street Recording Studio (which is often the home of WUaStS releases), Chapter 6 was self-recorded and produced by John. The song is a series of posed questions, their repetition suggestive of a mantra of someone working through how they feel about Christmas. It is the kind of song that I’d imagine hits differently now than it would a few weeks later, in the thick of the holiday, with all of its emotional baggage.

Wake Up and Smell the Sun records are often low-key chock-full of Philadelphia-area indie rock luminaries. On Chapter 5, you’ll find Patrick Berkery, who has played with War on Drugs, Strand of Oaks, the Bigger Lovers, Danielson, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, etc, etc, on drums and bells. You’ll also hear Robbie Bennett of the War on Drugs – he plays the piano and organ. I love the way that John describes Robbie’s contribution: “Robbie just sprays his keys all over, lifting, riding, and tapping into the rhythms and melodies. It always works.” You’ll also hear Art Difuria, formerly of Lilys and currently and always of the Photon Band, on both Chapters 5 & 6, adding background vocals and guitar. John’s got some serious partners in crime here, as he often does.

These songs are why this blog exists. Holiday music shouldn’t be relegated to celebrating the latest worked-over Christmas cover when there are songs like this, waiting to be discovered, headphones on, nodding your head, and smiling with every beautiful, surprising, clever, touching line.

I leave you with a short paragraph that John sent over, which I do believe captures his work perfectly:

I don’t write candy pop songs for the Christmas Card Committee and I don’t send family pictures to my friends. My songs are not sing-song, feel good, jingles and they’re not soaring springs of praise. Whatever a guitar and a microphone gives me, that’s what I get. Rejoice in the melancholy people! It’s all around. See it. Smile at it. Laugh at it. Wish it well. Screw it, like a volunteer.

Bottom Line: Wake Up and Smell the Sun have created a body of work that is some of the most beautiful, fascinating, clever Christmas music I have ever heard. Go listen.

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Everett Darling “Pictures 1-3” (2021)

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There will be those days that I throw big ol’ softballs – songs that I’ve already, in one way or another, expressed my love for previously. In this case, Everett Darling’s “Pictures 1-3” was featured on last year’s mix, but never featured on this site. Today, we remedy that. Everett Darling was the primary songwriter and singer of the excellent German indiepop band Skiing, who have featured prominently on this blog in the past. There are two tracks on his first solo record, Winter, that could be considered Christmas-adjacent. “Pictures 1-3” is obviously one, as well as the instrumental, “Tinsel,” but I’ll leave that to you to hunt down. “Pictures 1-3” is a beautiful song about Everett’s father and the Christmas tree he bought in his last year of life. He cycles through 3 photos of him, describing each one, with the Christmas tree remaining in the background… stuck on demo mode and cycling through its programmed display settings. The song’s stripped-down, 2 guitars and vocals approach, conveys a warmth that I am struggling to describe… Truly touching, absolutely gorgeous, and highly recommended.

Bottom Line: I learned my lesson in 2021 when I originally missed this release… check in with Everett every year just in case… he is just so damn talented.

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Brittany Ann Tranbaugh “Put a Bow on It (Holidays are Hard)” (2023)

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If you aren’t writing a new Christmas song, at the very least record something unexpected. I believe I fall asleep every night muttering something along those lines… thankfully we are all psychically connected, and Philly’s Brittany Ann Tranbaugh took it to heart. Today, Brittany Ann releases a cover of a Jackson Emmer & Clint Alphin song, “Put a Bow on It (Holidays are Hard),” which is a great little song whose clever lyrics will put a smile on your face: “we’ve got us / we don’t need to fit in / I know we’re both a little crazy / but we ain’t half as bad as them.” I doubt it’s much of a stretch to say that readers of this blog (you interesting people who take time to read about Christmas music) might be a little bit crazy yourselves… so… relatable! Brittany Ann’s voice is, as always, full of character and beauty, but this time she brings in her friend Emily Drinker to add harmony – a perfect seasoning to the dish. Brittany Ann is now 2-for-2, with a pair of songs (check out “The Christmas Flannel Song” from last year) destined for a discerning mixtape. Keep it up!

Bottom Line: From song selection to performance and production, Brittany Ann has earned a spot on the good list for sure.

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Heyrocco “Christmas Shopping in Santa Monica” (2022)

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Is a band from the town they started in, or the town they have resided in for a while? Like, are the National a Cincinnati band, or a Brooklyn band? I find myself mulling this over as I think about Heyrocco… who are either from Charleston, South Carolina or Los Angeles. So, pick your flavor, and now that I’ve placed them in the general United States, we can move on. Heyrocco’s most recent release also happens to be their excellent 2022 Christmas song, “Christmas Shopping in Santa Monica.” This song has a late 90s – early 2000’s powerpop feel that I love. The jangling rhythm guitars, the layered vocal harmonies, all the “oh yeahs,” I’m transported back in time. It’s a fun one, you’ll like it.

Of note, this is not the only Heyrocco Christmas song… there are a few Bandcamp accounts that all appear to be associated with the band, and they covered (as did everyone) Wham’s “Last Christmas” back in 2014. Low-fi demo quality, but interesting to hear in comparison. Around 2:20 it gets weird, which is worth a listen if you’re curious.

Bottom Line: This is the kind powerpop that I love.

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Elliot Maginot “Marie​-​No​ë​l” (2023)

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Montréal’s Elliot Maginot was one of my favorite finds of 2022, despite the fact he had been recording wonderful Christmas songs since those halcyon, pre-COVID days of 2019. Sometimes it takes a little bit for me to find these folks… but I’ve found Elliot, and now he is stuck with me. 2023 brings Elliot’s first French-language Christmas release, the beautiful “Marie​-​No​ë​l,” originally released by Bobby Charlebois. I’m sure it is no surprise that I don’t speak French, as I am an American, and we traditionally expect the world to speak English with us. But boy do I wish I did – I’d be going to the Tour de France in a heartbeat. (Fun fact, that is my sport of choice.) Wow, it is really taking me a long time to get to talking about this song. Lots of detours and pointless banter. Did you know it is raining today?

I ran “Marie-No​ë​l” through Google translate, and I do think that some of the beauty & flow is lost in translation. The things that don’t need translation are pretty damn wonderful. Those woodwinds – so warm and inviting. Elliot’s delivery – so present and emotional. Elliot Maginot has an incredible ability to perform these ornate pop Christmas songs that feel so clean and polished… and somehow breathes real life into them. In other hands, these songs might feel too clean, perhaps surgically sweet. Thankfully, this is not the case, and Elliot’s added yet another beauty to his Christmas catalog.

Bottom Line: I’m here for the woodwinds. Change my mind.

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Middle Kids “Driving Home for Christmas” (2023)

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When Sydney’s Middle Kids dropped Lost Friends back in 2018, that was one of my top-5 records of the year. The goodwill generated within me based on that record alone… well… it is pretty substantial. Thus, when I saw they had dropped a Christmas single, I was pretty excited. Would I like it to be an original song? Yes. However, as this song is less ubiquitous in the States, this version may be the first time you hear “Driving Home for Christmas.” If so, then you’re in for a treat. Middle Kids add nice touches to the song, such as the textures that (if I’m not mistaken) the slide guitar adds throughout. It is a lovely production, from the vocal to the warm bass lines, and perhaps most especially… the shortened run time. I aaaaallllways appreciate a brief Christmas song that doesn’t drag, and they chop off more than a minute from Chris Rea’s original. Middle Kids have surely scored a solid cover, now let’s see what they can do with their own material!

Bottom Line: An extremely solid cover of a UK-Christmas classic. Might be an Australian classic too… because you know… colonialism. Did you know that the Chris Rea song came out the same year as Australia gained full independence? 1986!

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The Heathen and the Holy “Hey Merry Christmas (10 Years On)” (2023)

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The Heathen and the Holy, the seasonal project of classically-trained violinist Tom Hobden and musician/writer/producer Fred Abbott, who once recorded together in the much-missed folk/rock band Noah and the Whale, have been churning out a new song a year for the past ten years. This year, they took a moment to revisit their first song, “Hey Merry Christmas,” initially released way back in 2014. I did not review that first track, as I didn’t discover these guys until 2016’s “Best Christmas Yet,” which remains my favorite of their releases. “Best Christmas Yet” was the perfect mix of humor & earnestness, with a somewhat scaled-back (in comparison to this song) production and a touch of soul – check it out if you haven’t heard it before. “Best Christmas Yet” feels quaint next to the big, retro pop production of this rework of “Hey Merry Christmas.” The Heath and the Holy turn their production dial to eleven with the addition of the Budapest Film Orchestra, making this the most epic The Heathen and the Holy release yet. While not a brand new song, it highlights the love Tom and Fred have for this project, which is seen through the production quality of both their songs and videos. Their love is the quality that keeps me coming back. I may connect with the songs differently from year-to-year, but I greatly appreciate their love and dedication.

The Heathen and the Holy - Christmas Glory album mockup
300 copies of these babies.

EDIT: They are pressing 500 (no – now 300) copies of their collected holiday songs on vinyl!! Buy one!

Bottom Line: These guys sink so much time and money into these songs… you have to respect their love and dedication. I raise my glass of mulled wine to The Heathen and the Holy.

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Mallee Songs “Christmas ’93” (2015)

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I saw a Thread yesterday (YES, I am on Threads… ugh… damn you Elmo) that had me pondering that eternal question… name 10 records to know me better. One of those records was the Silver Jews’ American Water. That record blew me away and helped mold my taste in everything from music to modern art, movies, and literature. Elvis Costello may have cracked the window, but the Silver Jews’ David Berman blew up the house. Thus, when I hear a band that makes me think of David… I’m probably going to start feeling all warm and fuzzy toward them. Melbourne’s Mallee Songs‘ track, “Christmas ’93” off of 2015’s Natural Times most certainly feels inspired by the Silver Jews, thus I’m on board. I know that the song will certainly be filed on the sad side of the Christmas shelf, as the main joy of the narrator’s holiday is trying out every bed in the house. If you read this blog, you know that rarely scares me off. There is no beating around the bush, as the tone is set immediately: “Oh it’s Christmas time / I just want to recoil into myself.” In addition to the obvious alt.country via Pavement guitar lines, it was the lyrics that ultimately led me to the David Berman comparison – “I only get up / to pick at the meat / when nobody is there / My family walks on the beach / yet I don’t care.” This is one of those mundane moments that nobody would put in a song… but here it is. I love those moments, no matter how melancholy they might be. Not all sad songs have to make you sad, you know?

Bottom Line: There is somehow a warmth within this sad song and a beauty in its mundanity. You may feel the same?

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Ella Ion “Christmas” (2021)

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Adelaide, Australia’s Ella Ion delighted us last year with her contributions to the wonderful Bjéar Christmas records, and I very much meant to make a big scene regarding her excellent 2021 single, “Christmas.” However, I got distracted, as I often do. The song deserved to be discovered back in 2021, as it taps expertly into the isolation of Covid lockdown. Ella provides an excellent, descriptive paragraph on her Bandcamp explaining “Christmas”:

“Christmas” renders a common release that overrides the sense of nothingness brought on by isolation over the past two years. The track explores the emotional tension surrounding the time of year when we are forced to spend time with those who raised us while looking back on our growth (or lack thereof) from the year behind us. The song taps into realisations about our childish tendencies and how we might put expectations on those we love before we fulfil the expectations of ourselves.

The subject matter can feel a weeeee bit brutal (as I ponder the line, “If your friend hadn’t died, I would’ve probably made you feel like you did”), but I’ve been known to groove on a dirge or two. Ella’s voice and LOS LEO & Bjéar’s production are so good that you might just find yourself swaying and singing along… which might garner you a hug or two from your more empathetic friends for sure. Here’s hoping that Ella and Bjéar cook up something new for us again, as our warm-weather friends are just killing it down there.

Bottom Line: This is a gorgeous, brutally honest song for a season that often rewards the superficial. So… how do you take your holiday music? Real, or with lots of sugar?

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